If you are needing a pencil to vote in our upcoming election... here are some.  If you plan on sharpening them... please do it over my bowl of ice cream.  Thank you.  These are a variety of different "strengths" of chocolate meant to add shavings on desserts.  I think.. you could just eat your pencil and save time.  VOTE FOR DONKEY and MISS SMARTY PANTS

As many of you know, I am a staff writer for the Sunday Donkey Times.

I have been answering all of your questions there so that I can feel good about sharing my vast and unequaled knowledge.  I know that sometimes it is astounding!  That is just how it works.  So, if you have a question, please send me a message here or you can send it to Donkey and he will forward it to me.  I am happy to be such a public servant.  

You may have noticed that it is time for the monthly dues to Spazz.  So of course being the fine upstanding and honorable person that I am, not to mention very humble, I am paying my Den of Fools dues. 

I don't get to this page all that often.  I find that I get caught up helping local folks with their conundrums and puzzles so that getting here has taken a back seat.  I will try to get my typist to pop in every now and then to make sure there are not world problems that need my attention.  Rest assured, that if you send me a question, it will be answered in some way or another. 

Thank you for you attention!